Capitalism is a Wonderful Thing

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Hey, look! Shirts!

At long last, readers can now openly flaunt their everlasting allegiance to moi! MWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

Seriously — I’m purdy darn happy with these tees. We ordered a bunch of them last week to check out the fabrication, fit, and print quality, and I’m proud to say I’d actually wear these shirts outside of my house. I hope you like them as much as I do!

The graphics were designed by my in-house lawyer-slash-graphic-designer, and the tees are printed and shipped by Spreadshirt. After testing and playing around with the different print options available, we decided to go with flock printing because the colors are super-vibrant and the textures are velvety and fun to touch.

I won’t be living large off the sales from my little t-shirt shop (most of the money goes to Spreadshirt for taking care of all the manufacturing and logistics!), but I’m hoping at least a few of you will proudly wear these around to piss off your vegetarian friends and family members.

So what are you waiting for, dammit? Visit my t-shirt shop here

(One more thing: For a limited time, if you spend more than $50 you get free shipping if you enter in the code SHIPFREEUS (if you’re in the U.S.) or CADSHIPFREE (if you’re in Canada). Woo hoo!)


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