Stir Fried Kelp Noodles With Ground Beef, Broccoli Slaw, and Spinach

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Tonight I made noodles. Wha-? Paleo-approved kelp noodles to be exact.

Before you eat the noodles, you need to wash and drain them but you can just dump them into a stir fry or soup and to heat them up.

Essentially, I followed my recipe for Asian lettuce cups but I made some substitutions (namely, no fish sauce). There was minimal prep work because the broccoli slaw, spinach, and kelp noodles were prepackaged and ready to go. I’m sad I can’t use fish sauce because the dish is kind of missing something without it but I’ll find myself some Paleo-approved fish sauce soon enough.

Here’s what I assembled:

  • 1 small onion, minced in a mini-prep food processer
  • 5 cloves of garlic, minced
  • ½ pound of cremini mushrooms, thinly sliced 
  • 1 tablespoon of coconut oil
  • 1 pound grass fed ground beef
  • 1 cup of organic broccoli slaw
  • 6 ounce package of pre-washed organic baby spinach leaves
  • 1 package of kelp noodles, rinsed with water and drained
  • 1-2 tablespoons coconut vinegar
  • 1-2 tablespoons coconut aminos
  • Salt and Pepper
  • **UPDATE** 1-2 tablespoons of Red Boat Fish Sauce

Here’s how I made the dish:

I heated up the coconut oil in a cast iron skillet over medium heat. Once the pan was hot, I dumped in the onions and sautéed until soft.

I added the sliced mushrooms and cooked them until the moisture had cooked off.

Next, I added the beef and garlic and and cooked the meat until it was no longer pink.

I added a large handful of broccoli slaw…

…and then I threw in the package of spinach and stirred that around until the leaves were wilted.

Then, I tossed in my kelp noodles…

…added the coconut aminos, fish sauce, and vinegar, and waited until the noodles softened to the consistency I liked (around 3-5 minutes).

 I did a final taste for seasoning and added some salt and pepper.

Not too shabby for fake noodles.