Ryan Farr of 4505 Meats fame (awesome chicharrones) will be offering 2 classes on how to butcher a whole cow — each class will take 9 hours, and you get to take home 100 pounds of cow. For $600. Seems pretty steep, but it works out to be $6/lb of Paleo approved meat that you can share with friends and family. I’m all about eating like a cave girl, but I’ll step aside and let someone else carve up animals in my stead. You’re welcome.